the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
Teen Wolf Season 2: Gag Reel
the oncoming storm
↳ [4/6] 6 characters: Carl Gallagher
characters [1/5]: fiona gallagher
"I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t."
The Kite Runner (via allthingssoulful)
iwaspromisedteaandcakeordeath:
Probably one of the greatest lines ever uttered on screen.
